Quick Six Interview

Even more interestingly, at least to the hubby, is the fact these copies come from his hometown. Yes, Harlequin has a distribution center in Depew, NY. Hubby is still steeped in the irony of it all.

I hope to ship out copies to my winners from previous blogs (Rachel and Patricia) this week. And now we have a new winner from last week! (Scientifically determined, aka randomly drawn from all comments excluding mine.)

EllenToo, please send me your contact details and I’ll get you a copy as well!

Who else wants a copy? Leave me a comment telling me why you love Spanish heroes (or Presents novels) and I’ll draw a winner in the next few days!

My first author copies

What’s your natural disaster where you live? Tornadoes? Hurricanes? Earthquakes? None of the above?

There were so many talented authors there, in fact, that I was torn between being a fangirl and being a dignified author. I think I managed dignified fairly well, however….

Vicki was our guest speaker, and she is absolutely as hilarious in person as she is in her books. The visuals she created for the audience were laugh out loud funny, of course. I simply can’t imagine getting up on that stage and speaking to an audience of nearly 200 the way she did, but I hope I’ll be in that position one day. Not that I want to speak to a large audience, but I want someone to think I’m a big enough draw to justify asking me. Definitely a dream at this point, so I won’t panic over the idea of preparing a speech anytime soon.

Lunch was fabulous, the prizes were amazing as always, and my very own mother won not only a door prize, but also a raffle basket. She told me the next day that she counted 14 books in her haul — and that didn’t include the petit fours, scone mix, tea, and other assorted goodies she also got.

Here I am at my table (I’m in the middle). You can also see this picture on my Meet Lynn page, as well as a photo of all the attending authors. (Barbara Vey of Publisher’s Weekly featured the photo of the authors on her blog yesterday, too.)

How did your weekend go? Read any great books? I definitely got a haul of books, including the debut romantic suspense by chaptermate Christy Reece that I’m dying to dig into.

Color me gobsmacked. And envious. See, Mom read yesterday’s blog post about my crazy week, and my upcoming crazy weeks, and then picked up the phone and said, “Well, I guess you can’t go, but I thought I’d ask anyway. M (her friend) and I are thinking of going to Paris next week.”

What?! Paris? Next week? Seriously?

Yeah, seriously. They found cheap flights, they found an inexpensive hotel, they think they’ll rent a car for some day tripping, and they’ve plotted out a week. I’m still in shock. My mother, adventurous though she is, does not drop everything and go to Paris in a week. But am I happy about it? Oh yeah. A little over a year ago, this was the woman who worked at a job that was strangling the life and health from her. When she decided to retire (another spontaneous event, actually), it was the best thing she ever did for herself.

And now she’s planning short-notice trips to Paris. I like it. I’m shocked, but I like it. Wish I could go, but I have two problems. One, deadline. Two, I’ve had “Renew Passport” on my To Do list for months. As soon as I got off the phone with her, I went to the State Dept website and filled out the form. Now it’s printed, my old passport is sitting here with it, and all I need are two photos and a check for $75. I’m not getting left out of spontaneous trips to Paris ever again.

Have you ever done a spontaneous trip like this? Just dropped everything and jetted away to somewhere you wanted to go? Or are you a planner, someone who has to book and pay for a trip months (or years) in advance? I admit, when I lived in Europe, it was no big deal to hop in a car and go. I did it quite a lot. But I’ve never bought a plane ticket at the last minute for a big trip off the cuff.

It’s funny, but before I sold a book, I really wanted to be just like my favorite authors — writing books in my jammies, hobnobbing with agents and editors, chatting with my best writer friends about our books and which lists we were on, etc. And though it’s seriously cool to have a book coming out, and to have books that someone is waiting to publish, it’s also a JOB. More of a job than it was when I wasn’t published. Because if I got stuck then, I could just nip out to the mall and engage in some retail therapy. Or drop everything and go to lunch with a friend. Or garden, rearrange my furniture, read blogs all day, etc.

I’ve realized that though I LOVE my job, it’s not just fun and games. There will be good days and bad, there will be pressure, and sometimes you have to sit at that keyboard no matter how sunny it is outside and how much you want to frolic through the grass. Life does not magically change the instant someone wants to buy your book. No, it’s cool, and you will be very happy — but it’s still work. My favorite authors are sitting at their desks, doing the same things I’m doing. They aren’t indulging in margarita lunches everyday, or flitting through Neiman-Marcus looking at designer clothes.

Darn. Something else to add to the misconceptions list, right? If you aren’t a writer, what’s your dream job? And if you are a writer, what’s your dream writing life like?

(If I wasn’t a writer, I’d want to be an interior designer. You would laugh if you saw my home’s interior, but hey, it’s a DREAM.)

Monday’s winner: M.V. Freeman! M.V. wins a copy of Jessica Anderson’s Nightkeepers for her very own. Yay!

1. No, I am not rich. No, my husband won’t be retiring from his job. No, we aren’t moving to a mansion. I know Castle (on ABC) is fun, and that he’s a wealthy writer type following the PI around, and I know that Stephanie Meyer and J.K. Rowling probably never have to lift a hand to do dishes again a day in their lives. My reality is a bit different.

2. Okay, now go to the bookstore and tell me what you see. I’ll wait……..yes, TONS of books. Do you know who any of those authors are, or do you just know Meyer, Rowling, and Stephen King? Most writers are not wealthy. Please drop this misconception NOW.

3. Yes, I write romance. No, this does not mean I wear a feather boa, or crank up the whips and chains when I want to do a little research. I have written romantic suspense too — do you think I researched murders by committing them?

4. I love my husband. I am not thinking about trading him in on a cabana boy, no matter how much I might joke about it.

5. I am not famous.

6. Yes, I have a literary agent. No, I can’t ask her to read your work just because you know my second cousin.

7. Same goes for my editor. I’ll tell you what I know, I’ll tell you how I got to this point, but I can’t give you the secret handshake because there isn’t one. Or, if there is, nobody bothered to tell me.

Why do people believe these things? Wish I knew. And I’m sure I’ll have to deal with a few more misconceptions as time goes by…..

What misconceptions have you encountered as a writer? Or even as a reader of romance novels? You know the ones — those books are fluff, that’s not literature, how can you read that junk, etc… And what would YOU tell those clueless folks if you could?

Alas, I can’t be interesting all the time. (Or maybe not ever, depending on your outlook.) Instead, I’ll tell you what I did yesterday. My writerly schedule, as it were. Let’s do this list style, because it’s easier.

1. Made coffee.
2. Ate cereal.
3. Went to office with coffee.
4. Opened up Firefox.
5. Wasted entirely too much time doing online things.
6. Finally realized nothing was getting done in the WIP unless I left the house, and therefore my internet.
7. Starbucks. Ah, what is this orange mango smoothie thing they have now? Yum!
8. Write.
9. Curse.
10. Check email on iPhone.
11. Twitter.
12. Write some more.
13. Curse.
14. Peek at iPhone.
15. Curse.
16. Reluctantly cut some stuff from the WIP. Realize it’s better without all that mess. Feel happier.
17. Write some more, think maybe I can do it after all.
18. Eventually, leave and pick up a sub for dinner. Stop at grocery store.
19. Eat dinner, send rotten chapters to lovely friend.
20. Work out.
21. Crash.

Yep, the glamorous day of a writer. What’s on your schedule today?

Be sure to check out my guest blog over at Romance Magicians. It’s about behaving professionally as a writer.

Tuesday’s winner: Nicole S. Contact me with your address for your copy of Heaven, Texas!!

More giveaways next week! I hereby designate Monday and Tuesday as prize day. For now.

She asked if I wanted her to use photos or a graphic design. I said I was fine with photos. See, I’d done my homework and clicked over to many, many of her sites. And I loved the moody sensuality in each of them. Many of them had photos of hunky men. And I kind of assumed I would get something with a glamorous couple — maybe a ritzy car, a city background, champagne, diamonds. I had no idea, really!

So when Frauke revealed the design to me recently, I was surprised to see roses. And very pleased — because I hadn’t thought about that at all! But here’s the funny thing — in my office I have a framed poster. This poster:

What a coincidence, huh? I figured it was meant to be. And she’s ever so much smarter than I am, because the hunky men and gorgeous women are already on my book covers. They won’t ever compete with people in my header.

What’s your favorite flower? Favorite color? Did something ever work out in ways you didn’t expect, but turned out to be perfect?

Winner from Monday: Colleen. Email me through my contact page with your address and I’ll get the $5 Starbucks card and a book from my stash out to you ASAP!

Stay tuned for more prizes!!

Reminds me of another rather frumpy person who today, one week after she became a YouTube sensation, is a global star. Not that my website — or I — can claim to be mega-stars.

The web is abuzz, of course, with many many articles about Susan Boyle. About her appearance, our expectations, the hope and triumph, etc. I won’t bother adding links because unless you’ve been in a cave, you’ve seen this stuff out there. I do like the articles that take us to task as a society, however, for not expecting this kind of pure beauty in such a rather ordinary, even — alas — mockable, appearance.

With that in mind, I offer this song of Susan’s that is the only recorded song she’s ever done. Made for a charity CD, of which only 1000 copies were made. Click the link, close your eyes, and tell me this isn’t the voice of a sultry chanteuse. Gorgeous, gorgeous. I will most definitely be buying this woman’s first album when it comes out.

Sometimes, getting a makeover is about perception. In Susan’s case, it was the judges, the audience, and now the world who got the makeover.

And now back to MY makeover. Well, my site makeover. Leave a comment to win a copy of one of my absolute favorite makeover romances of all time: Heaven, Texas by Susan Elizabeth Phillips.